Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you’re temporarily upset.

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If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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sextarian:

if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers

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boypansies:

i have some weird kinks but at least i dont wanna fuck some animated ponies

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